MERCH!

Yellow balloon with a black string and a small triangular weight at the bottom.

COMING SOON-ISH

Red balloon with a pink highlight and black string.

…assuming the narwhal doesn’t destroy it.

WHAT’S IN THE WORKS

a sneak peek

Cartoon character with an orange hat and blue gloves raising arms, seen from behind.

Pins

Wear it and become officially uninvited.

Sticker Pack

Stick them on water bottles, laptops, friends, enemies, etc.

And more…

nonsense we haven’t even thought of yet!